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    / /  \
   /      \
  |        )
  | O  O  /
   \_/\__/\
     \     \
      \     \
      _\     \__ It is not easy being a dick!
     /__\    __ )I've got a head I can't think with it,
     \\ _|    // and eye's I can't see out of,
       \_)   //  I have to hang around with
        /    `-'\  two nuts all the time,
      /    /      \my closest neighbor is an asshole,
     /    |       |and my best friend is a pussy!
    |     |       |
    |      \     /
     \____/ `---'
       | |   | |_
      _| |   |___)
     (___|
 /msg {nick} !text dick.txt to get this

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