Safe sex tips & CONDOMS * You can't go wrong if you shield your dong! * Cover your stump before you hump! * Before you attack her, wrap your wacker! * Don't be silly....protect your willy! * If you won't sack it, go home and whack it! * If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey! * It'll be sweeter if you cover your peter! * If you go into heat, package your meat! * While your undressing venus, dress up that penis! * Especially in December, gift wrap your member! * Wrap it in foil before checking her oil!