Safe sex tips & CONDOMS  

*  You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
*  Cover your stump before you hump!
*  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker!
*  Don't be silly....protect your willy!
*  If you won't sack it, go home and whack it!
*  If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey!
*  It'll be sweeter if you cover your peter!
*  If you go into heat, package your meat!
*  While your undressing venus, dress up that penis!
*  Especially in December, gift wrap your member!
*  Wrap it in foil before checking her oil!

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